She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
jump out the window naked night went bad
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