I'd wear matching sweaters with you
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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