why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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