Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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