It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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