Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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