My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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