dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Randomize