gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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