How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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