i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
This is the high leading the old right now
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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