you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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