So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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