the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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