I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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