I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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