he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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