He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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