I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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