I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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