Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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