dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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