Ambien. No doubt about it.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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