He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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