could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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