The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Randomize
