Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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