remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
