Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize