dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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