Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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