I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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