oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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