I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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