I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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