who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
His hands were made for my vagina.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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