So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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