on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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