he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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