then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Randomize
