when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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