he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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