He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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