Can i not drive my cunt home
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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