Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
