i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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