Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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