i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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