? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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