i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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