Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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