Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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