When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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