can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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