I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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