okay pat passed out under dana's car
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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