What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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