she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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